Straight girl: You better not like..fall in love with me.
Gay girl: Don’t worry you’re not my style!
Straight girl:
Straight girl: Excuse me!?
But never have I been a calm blue sea. I have always been a storm.
Straight girl: You better not like..fall in love with me.
Gay girl: Don’t worry you’re not my style!
Straight girl:
Straight girl: Excuse me!?
Real shit man 😂
Date the girl whose hair is a mess and steals your t-shirts and kisses you in front of boys who look at her admiringly. Date the girl who wants to dance in the rain with you and make tea for you and make you laugh so hard you snort tea out your nose. Date the girl who cares so much that she can tell something is wrong just by looking at you. Date the girl who will wrap her arms around you for no reason and pay attention when you talk about the things you love, even if she doesn’t love them herself. Date the girl who looks like a lazy sunday afternoon instead of a saturday night. Yeah. Just date that girl.
Go to bed early and dream of better things. Fill your stomach with sweet fruits and honey. Clean your body with sea salt and brush your hair every night. Let the moss grow out of the places you were broken. Do not show them how vile you are. Wait for the oblivion to take over you. Someday the star that gave us birth will swallow us whole but not in our lifetime. How tragic. Take good care.
Learning modern languages: Hello! How are you? My name is Josh. I am happy today. Where is the bathroom please?
Learning ancient languages: Life is long and unbearably hard. Each day barbarians slaughter another member of my family. Pirates, sailing swiftly across the wine-dark sea, have kidnapped my sister and stolen our grain. We are starving. Oh immortal gods! Soon we all will die.
film ve dizilerdeki, hatta gerçek hayattaki ‘güzel’ adamların kadınlara yaptığı, söylediği çok iğrenç şeyleri romantikleştiriyosunuz ya heh ondan nefret ediyorum
“Maybe I’ll see you in another life, if this one wasn’t enough.”
— Florence + the Machine; How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful
Bak ben 82828 beden büyük pijamalarimla evde kahve içerken senin beni öpmeni istiyorum
